August 13, 2005
NO TATTOO
The Bride and I had the great pleasure of hooking up with the Mistress of Blight and Pete last night in Atlantic Beach. Always fun to show off my town.
Cocktails at Ragtime, dinner at Carribee, and then the obligatory six one and done at the infamous Pete's Bar, immortalized in Grisham's The Brethren (I think).
Kelster be the ultimate party girl, no doubt. Fortunately The Bride can hang tough in a debauchathon, and they bond like those epoxy ingredients, so it was very amusing for me and Pete to watch them show the local community college strumpets how real women party.
For the record:
I did not show my tits, as no one was giving out beads.
I drove home drunk, something I never do.
No way was I letting The Bride drive. She's so nightblind I'm considering having that popular bat cornea tranplant performed.
I awakened this morning determined to find the person who obviously shit in my mouth.
I had a great time.
It's only five hours to the ATL. I need to see these guys more often.
My drivers license is stamped 'OK To Drive Drunk'.
Posted by: Bane at August 13, 2005 1:52 PMdawg, i'm green over here...wish i was 5 hours from hotlantra or the velocipad, i'd be couch surfin there weekly...
Posted by: shoe at August 13, 2005 1:55 PMLet me know next time you're in town. I'll acquire some ibogaine.
Posted by: rankin' rob at August 13, 2005 2:13 PMRob, you're my man. Pineal glands, bartender, for the house! On me.
Posted by: Velociman at August 13, 2005 2:18 PMNow we're even ... I wish I could have seen that debauchathon.
*grins*
Posted by: De Doc at August 13, 2005 5:32 PMYour ass better not be in the ATL without I hear from you, dude.
Posted by: Elisson at August 13, 2005 8:00 PMWho the fuck is Pete?
Posted by: Yabu at August 14, 2005 1:39 AMWhat's a drivers license? Murry
Posted by: Murry at August 14, 2005 5:58 AMNo Tattoo!! Why not? next time they are in town email me and we can set that up for you. Your own special bloggers Tattoo. I own a shop in Orange Park on Blanding near the Crazy Horse Saloon (which is not a bad watering hole for large groups). And we would be more than happy to make it happen for you
Posted by: Doc at August 18, 2005 1:56 PM