August 10, 2005
A SPECIOUS INVITATION
I was merging into a lane of traffic yesterday, slowly, 5 MPH, and eased in, in front of the car behind me. Usual take gap, make gap situation.
But I reckon the driver was distracted, because she looked up and saw me, and had to pump her brakes for a second. No big deal, she was still five feet behind me.
I must have angered her, though, because I looked in my rearview mirror, and saw two blue-haired ladies in that car, they had to be 90, and the driver slowly, deliberately, took her hand off the steering wheel, and THRUST the finger at me. Fuck you!
It was special. Kinda hot, actually.
..being the bane of the elderly is a feather, bro.. sure, they deserve respect.... but when angered, there is no more special pleasure.... trust me...
Posted by: Eric at August 10, 2005 9:31 PMYou live in West Palm Beach?
Posted by: Boudicca at August 10, 2005 9:42 PMYou're a lucky man. Blue hair sex, while a bit dusty, is some seriously hot stuff. Never got the invite myself, but my fingers are crossed, and I try my best to piss them off.
And yet, nary a finger.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 10, 2005 10:34 PMAhead Rings Out!
Posted by: RVD at August 11, 2005 4:36 AMYou should have told them to stick that finger up there ass and spit nickels, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at August 11, 2005 7:06 AMI agree with you, it is kind of special to get the finger from the blue haired ladies.
Got my finger about 5 or 6 years ago.
One of my more pleasurable moments and special moments. When I look back on it I still smile from the pure glee of the moment.
Posted by: BeeBee at August 11, 2005 7:47 AMThere's no finger like an old finger.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at August 11, 2005 8:17 AMwhat did the finger smell like?
Posted by: Rankin' Rob at August 11, 2005 12:14 PMWow...what an awesome moment in time.
Posted by: Moogie at August 11, 2005 12:27 PMI am NOT elderly, Eric. Dammit.
Posted by: Bane at August 11, 2005 12:42 PMdamn sounds like St Pete and Clearwater. These places are grayhead bird paradise and up here in Homosassa ainb't bad. Hell, the other day there was an 81 year old duking it out with a 70 year old in Tampa over a parking place at Wally world. Dam a finger, here have my whole fist!
Posted by: GUYK at August 11, 2005 1:10 PMI love it when I get old people wound up. I can just hear them yelling, "Get off my lawn, you damned kids!"
Posted by: Chablis at August 11, 2005 6:18 PMOK... try working in a nursing home and walking in on two of the "elderly" getting it on... and I am NOT talking Granny and Paw paw. Im talking those two blue haired ladies who gave you the finger. And to make things a little bit more disturbing, one was a double amputee. Needless to say... I got REALLY drunk that night, I did. Still having the night terrors.... thanks for the memories V-man!!!!
Posted by: PamelaRN at August 11, 2005 7:43 PMI found an auld couple one night, he digging an impaction out of heranus with a wooden pencil, and scooping it out onto their dinner tray.
Now, THAT's devotion. Eat THAT, Paul Harvey.
Posted by: Bane at August 11, 2005 10:00 PMBane, that's fucking gross. While I'm laughing, don't put my home boy down.......Damn! Murry