August 9, 2005
WAXING ELOQUENT
Elisson ain't right. We know that. But writing about scoring a lump of wax out of your ear?
Of course, I had to let him know about the eardrops and rubber bulb, and the bountiful harvest I reaped. Made two candles. Waxed dental floss wicks. Sweet.
Those eardrops and rubber bulb saved me from a damned ant that crawled into my ear in the middle of the night. It got stuck in the was and was playing Buddy Rich on my eardrum!
Posted by: WitNit at August 10, 2005 11:39 AMYeah, I had a fucking gnat or something staggering around on my eardrum one night. Bout drove me nuts.
Hey, WitNit, are you the fucker who went around on the IMDB message boards, posting my URL in threads of movies I have never seen?
I hate to violate the V-Mans hospitality, here, but if I ever get aholt of you...
Posted by: Bane at August 10, 2005 8:33 PMEver cram a 9" Hopi candle up your rectum to rid the ears of wax? (Anal safe if grommet left in place.)
Cleans you out so well, you'll be burping beta-carotene a week following.
Or, so a friend told me.
Posted by: Anna at August 11, 2005 12:36 AMI am so turned on right now, Anna...violate me.
Posted by: Bane at August 11, 2005 12:44 PM