August 6, 2005

NAGASAKI

Much to-do about the 60th anniversary of Hiroshima. Seminal moment, for sure. But me? I'm going to sink to my knees on the 60th of Nagasaki.

Dropping an atomic weapon on Hiroshima was a hellish, and necessary thing to do. Why? Lookit: people have said "Why didn't you drop one on a barren island, show them what it was all about?"

Well, the very fact that after incinerating 100,000 people at Hiroshima the rabid Japanese war machine sniffed at the smouldering remains, shook their heads, wiped their glasses, and cried Banzai! meant that the second bomb was necessary.

We only had two bombs. We could have wasted one on a display of force, 20 miles offshore. Then we would have only had one. Fact is, it took TWO! before they understood.

What kind of mindless screwheads looked at Hiroshima and didn't capitulate?

The same rabid fuckers that made us waste Nagasaki.

And that, as they say, is fucked up. I'm just glad we didn't have to build two more.

I'll say one more thing: those Japanese know the fucking drill now, don't they?

Posted by Velociman at August 6, 2005 6:40 PM
Comments

Dude,
Nuke Mecca!(saki)

Posted by: RedNeck at August 6, 2005 6:57 PM

Meccasaki...now that's rich. I love it, and shall refer to it so in future.

Too many people gettin froggy with us, I thinks it time to crack off a few more.

I'll bring the marshmallows.

Posted by: Bane at August 6, 2005 7:17 PM

Calm down, boys. With power comes responsibility. We should nuke Medina, the 2nd most holy site in Islam. Then they'd know we mean business, and we could hold the sword over Mecca. You nuke Mecca now, it's end of game, and the jihadists rule. THINK! dammit!

Posted by: Velociman at August 6, 2005 7:49 PM

1: Provide free transport for all muslims worldwide to arrive in Mecca for communal prayer.
2: Nuke mecca to the cretaceous era.

3: Roast marshmallows over the nuclear fire.

Posted by: og at August 6, 2005 8:55 PM

They say history repeats its self. I sure hope so cause these muslim fanatics need a good fucking whacking!

Posted by: Bullseye at August 6, 2005 9:07 PM

Did you use the word 'seminal' on purpose?

Just wondering.

Posted by: sadie at August 6, 2005 10:31 PM

Sadie, that is the container one captures semen in. Duh.

Posted by: Bane at August 7, 2005 12:15 AM

I have to skip over the 5$ words he uses... I can usually figure out what he's writin' 'bout then.

Posted by: RedNeck at August 7, 2005 9:29 AM

Been tossed around already, but there are any number of little brown people in the Asia- Pacific region who were very glad to see the end of the murderous Jap bastards and their "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere" in such a spectacular fashion.

Posted by: Pedro the Ignorant at August 7, 2005 9:30 AM

Waving a large club around doesn't get much respect if no one believes you will use it. I think it is time to pop another one just to remind some rug huggers that we can really be assholes when we want too.

Posted by: james old guy at August 8, 2005 7:00 AM

Don't eat the yellow snow. No wait, that's something else. Don't drink the black rain. Yep, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at August 8, 2005 2:10 PM
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