July 31, 2005
IN MY MUTANT OPINION...
V Man is napping, so I want to get something off my chest.
For all you guys who claim to dislike breast enhancements: What's your frigging problem, nancy boys?
Oh, I know you'll give me all sorts of reasons, but they'll all look effete and ridiculous once you re-read them. I know the real reason you hate enhanced tits:
You're all faggots.
Guys who disdain augmentations are the same guys who pick Maryann over Ginger. You're just scared you couldn't satisfy a nympho like Ginger. (I did. I'm mutated everywhere.)
Saying you don't like the breasts you're glomming onto because they're too big is like saying you don't like your hot wings because they're too hot, or your buttplug is too big. Why'd you want 'em in the first place, ya damned nipple?
Haven't you ever delivered a pearl necklace between a sweet pair of manmades? That fucking rocks! What's the matter with you pussies?
V Man's stirring. I gotta go.
UPDATE: I never said I disliked small breasts. Just that I had a great appreciation of the bodacious. This guy doesn't, which, by definition, makes him a homo. A pindicked homo. A cake boy. And for some reason he thinks V Man wrote this post.
I always like how everyone says "they're not real!" Sure, they're real. They're right there! Look at em!
Posted by: og at July 31, 2005 3:26 PMAs someone before me has said..."If I can touch them, they're real!"
Posted by: Marcus at July 31, 2005 7:20 PMI have big and real, and it ain't the picnic you might think it'd be. Hell, I aspire to falsies someday...smaller, more pert, cheerfully perky...allowing me to wear a button-down that actually, you know, BUTTONS...
Am all for fake titties. More power to 'em. Up the silicone!
Posted by: kelley at July 31, 2005 9:19 PMThere is not much better than good titties, nor worse than bad ones.
Should they go bad, it is imperative that you repair them.
I have found, oddly enough, that most women, fresh from the body shop and healed up, will let you see them and feel them if you ask nice.
Posted by: Bane at July 31, 2005 10:52 PMMaryanne versus Ginger?
Well, Hell ... I figured that Ginger was a Hollywood skank and would give it up easy. It'd probably take some effort to get into Maryann's Daisy Dukes - and she wouldn't give it up after you banged Ginger.
Posted by: brian at August 1, 2005 10:48 PMEvery woman I've ever known who's had implants has regretted it. They've all, and I mean all, had problems with the implants necessitating subsequent surgeries. Mostly just ("just!") scar tissue and hardening, but sometimes ruptures and leakage. Plus, I just think they look awful, but what do I know, I'm not a heterosexual male. ;)