July 26, 2005

THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY

I love Skippy. I swear I do. The only blogger more twisted than me. But I see he's glommed onto the burning Buddhist monk pic, the bellwether of my nadir in the bipolar world I inhabit.

And Skippy: if you spell Celibacy correctly, you just may score some librarian pussy. Just trying to help, dude.

Posted by Velociman at July 26, 2005 9:09 PM
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Librarians aren't allowed to have pussies. They're required to superglue it shut at graduation from Hissy-Whisper Librarian School.
Yes, I had a bad encounter with a librarian as a child which scarred me for life, why do you ask?
*sniffle*

Posted by: LeeAnn at July 26, 2005 9:20 PM

Did she touch you inappropriately, LeeAnn? Because I enjoyed that part of Quiet Time.

Posted by: Velociman at July 26, 2005 9:40 PM

What can you expect from a Canusian? Sadly, not much.

When your flag looks like a lightly spotted Maxi-Pad, and your navy lost its one good oar...

Well, we see what that can lead to, don't we?

Posted by: Bane at July 26, 2005 10:14 PM

I finally have a photoshop program I can actually use. I've been rotating pictures for a couple of weeks now.

I like going from the VC shotting to, say, a picture of Jenna Jameson. It confuses people and it makes me smile.

The Abu Gharib photos are a big hit, too.

Posted by: skippystalin at July 27, 2005 12:15 AM

Hey Bane:

Screw you.

We didn't 'lose' our one good oar, you bastards took it away in the softwood lumber dispute.

it's all your fault.

Paul

Posted by: Light & Dark at July 27, 2005 3:01 PM

That's okay, you got even with Peter Jennings.

Posted by: Bane at July 27, 2005 4:07 PM
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