July 20, 2005
FAIR WARNING
Actor James Doohan just died. All I have to say about that is, the first wag who says "Scotty got beamed up" is going to get a swift kick in the ass from me. That is a fucking promise. I abhor the obvious, masquerading as the comedic.
Posted by Velociman at July 20, 2005 11:54 PMI guess you could say Scotty is making a Trek into the Final Frontier.
Posted by: Dax Montana at July 21, 2005 12:18 AMV-man - you gotta lot asskickin' to do - I bet each and every other blurb on the 'net used that very phrase.
Posted by: Rick at July 21, 2005 12:42 AMi forsee an awful lot of 'exercise' in your near future.
Posted by: Light & Dark at July 21, 2005 1:45 AMThat headline was done. Saw it yesterday. I prefer the following one:
He's dead, Jim...
Posted by: Joe at July 21, 2005 7:14 AMThe medic using the Defib on his chest...
"I'm giving her all she's got Capt."
"Captain...there be WHALES here!!!"
Posted by: David K at July 21, 2005 7:59 AMCome kick MY ass. My phasers are NOT set on "stun."
Posted by: Acidman at July 21, 2005 12:42 PMHow about, "I can't give ya any more power, Captain."
Posted by: Jim - PRS at July 21, 2005 2:55 PMI said the FIRST wag, you morons. Not all of 'em. I just have to search post times to find the guilty party.
Posted by: Velociman at July 21, 2005 3:15 PMWhat's a WAG?
Posted by: livey at July 21, 2005 8:19 PMHere, look, I'm doing it right now, livey...see? Also known as the 'Happy Bounce'.
Posted by: Bane at July 21, 2005 9:24 PMoh Bane send me a picture please, I just don't quite get it.
Posted by: livey at July 21, 2005 10:31 PMHey, I can't wag it now...more of a 'snake dance'.
Posted by: Bane at July 21, 2005 11:34 PMHow about Scotty got beemed DOWN!!!!
The dirty old man had a wife 35 years his junior!
Posted by: bob at July 22, 2005 3:27 PMAh, yes, emotions. So illogical!
Posted by: Mark at July 23, 2005 6:35 PMThe next person who types 'beemed' gets shanked with a sharpened toothbrush handle in the kidney.
Really, people, how did you escape from your tard-handlers long enough to type this drivel?
Well, it's comments, I guess, so...never mind.
Posted by: Bane at July 24, 2005 2:32 AM