July 14, 2005
NOT QUITE AUTOEROTICISM, BUT I'M STILL GETTING OFF
This blog has been a pain in my ass for some time now. Turned into a job, and I'm already trying to shake one of those for more pleasurable past times, like perfecting the art of buck dancing. But every time I try to kill it, well, it's like if you put a pillow over somebody's face, or pinch a baby's nostrils shut? See how they squirm?
So squirms Velociworld when I cut off intellectual stimuli. It's really rather exciting.
And so I will amuse myself for a while with the smothering and the pinching. Light posting, heavy posting! Keep this blog all fucked up for my personal gratification. Think of it as interval training for the clinically insane.
... interval training for the clinically insane.
That is THE BEST line I have heard in a very long time.
Since you've declared you're going to keep blogging, I wanted to warn you you're getting close to running out of space on your hosting account. As long as you're otherwise satisfied with them, you need to contact Verve and ask them to allot you another 100 megs of storage space. You'll want to do it within the next week or so. It'll cost you another $2/month.
If you've got questions, drop me an email.
Paul
Posted by: Light & Dark at July 15, 2005 1:17 AM.. you hit the nail with "personal gratification".. as much as we all enjoy reading this site.. in the end, the writing is for you...
Posted by: Eric at July 15, 2005 8:51 AMNot sure they make a " GET WELL SOON " card for blogging but I will check.
Posted by: james old guy at July 15, 2005 10:17 AMAfter the dance, there was always fucking, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at July 15, 2005 11:32 AMBuckdancing for fucktards?
Posted by: og at July 15, 2005 2:46 PMIf Paul is to believed, your squirming baby has nearly outshit its diaper.
Posted by: Cythen at July 15, 2005 3:29 PM