Velociworld

On a level or two, I can kinda see it. The fascination with metrosexuals kinda worries me though.

Depends on what you're wearing.

.. we are truly entering the Last Days... just as the prophecy predicted..

Was that a declaration, Eric, or are you just narrating here?

Heh.

And here I thought you were more inclined to "sexy bitch".

If you don't have enough for everyone, don't bring it out.

Yeah, I know, you got enough for evceryone.

Last time Big Guy and I went downtown I told him to be on the lookout for a dwarf black midget with a physical disability so I could take a picture.

My poor Big Guy looked at me like I was nuts, but I told him it was for the one and only, the great VelociMan. That V-Man needs this because he's the MAN.

Now that doesn't qualify you as a sexy beast. But I do remember in one post you describing your morning pee boner and the use you put it too. I am sure that qualifies you as a sexy beast.

Yes, yes indeed, that qualifies you as a sexy beast.

You know something? I'm a nice, sweet, middleclass woman, and I can't believe I'm writing this. Gotta go now and get ready for church.

You're NOT a "sexy beast." You are a SLUT, pure and simple.

.. you can either be a "sexy beast"... or "the Man".. but nobody is both combined.. make up your mind...

Work it baby work it.........

Either way, you're a freak. But it's all good. I won't tell anyone....

And this is news to anyone? I thought it was an established fact.

That's what all the ladies in the red hats are saying, isn't it?

Was there ever any doubt?

Yo! You pranced around wearing a red hat with a purple feather in it while carrying around a cymbal-playing toy farookin' monkey. And, you drink French vodka. Nuf said.

Hey, he gets the title within his division. For metros, he's top mark. Purple feather-weight champion.

Assuming Key meant the heavyweight division. And PRS, that is exactly what established my beastliness.

True dat!