July 8, 2005

EROTICALEE

I haven't been to Lili's in a while, to my chagrine, but when I do go I am always rewarded with excellent erotica. What I'm all about.

As that idiot O'Reilly says, what say you?

Posted by Velociman at July 8, 2005 11:42 PM
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I liked the 'shopped up' blue pussy picture.

It's surreal and erotic. COOL.

Other than that, I'm not really turned on by close-up snatch shots. Women are beautiful and all but. . .not my thang, baby.

Posted by: Margi at July 9, 2005 4:39 AM

Um. Yeah.

Posted by: sadie at July 9, 2005 5:11 AM

Nice looking camel toes, have fun and don't fall in love, Cat

Posted by: Catfish at July 9, 2005 9:04 AM

catfish did you get that gator yet.now for you folks who can't handle the close-ups try our "other images" page for some rather normal photography.i hope your still turning the cranks velociman.i'm just going out for a 50 miler this morning.Livestrong.

Posted by: c.j.g. at July 9, 2005 9:19 AM

The gator is still full, from eating that 90 pound dog. When he needs to eat again, I will bait it up again.

Posted by: Catfish at July 9, 2005 12:47 PM

V-Man, only a clabbered up old hag like that could make pussy look disgusting. Yuck.

Posted by: Bane at July 9, 2005 1:12 PM

And, only a puckered up old anal closet queen would make such a rude comment.
Sweetheart, I've had over 750,000 visitors in 9 months, and you?
And also - bite me.
:-)

Posted by: lili-g at July 9, 2005 1:20 PM

Porn is popular. And only whores keep track of their customers. I wouldn't bite you with a rubber dam, but if you are V-Man's friend, you may live.

Posted by: Bane at July 9, 2005 3:30 PM

A public apology is in order, Ms lili-g.

I am heartily sorry for having offended thee.

That I was laden with alcohol at the time is a reason, not an excuse. I am an asshole of the first order, and I repent for my public rudeness towards you. I beseech the V-Man to delete my perfidy above, wherein I behaved as a rank noob, thinking that I had the right to insult someone behind their back because it struck my besotted brain as amusing.

This is me, Ms lili-g, curled at your feet like the cur that I am, whimpering. Piss on me, or kick me as you see fit, I deserve it.

Again, I am heartily heartily sorry for insulting you in any way, as I am not in the habit of acting that way towards women.

I was wrong, and shall endeavour to mend my ways.

Have at me as you see fit, I shall trouble you no more.

Posted by: Bane at July 9, 2005 4:13 PM

I won't accept your apology, alcohol is no excuse for being an ass.
I was a whore at one time, a child prostitute who was one not because I chose to be, but because sometimes life is a bitch, and you, Sir, are her bastard.
You don't offend me, because you're not man enough, but you do offend all child prostitutes, and women who have no other option in life.
I'm sorry for you, and all like you.
And now, I'm done with you, you're a waste of my time.
If you're V-Man's friend, I'm sorry for him too.

Posted by: lili-g at July 9, 2005 4:27 PM

He could have no friend as low as I. He is a gentleman, and I have lost all claim to being such. Your outrage is correct, and know, you, that I feel the same way towards myself.

I really suck.

BTW, I have never patronized a prostitute, but I respect the choice to work as one, voluntarily. Your childhood situation is, to me, the very definition of horror, and heaps even more coals of fire upon my worthless head.

Accept or not, I am still so very, very sorry.

Posted by: Bane at July 9, 2005 4:33 PM
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