July 1, 2005
BLESS THE BEASTS, AND THE CHILDREN...
Emmy brought home a crawfish she found in the parking lot. She gave it to Skeeter, who is now raising it in one of the ubiquitous critter keepers we have laying about.
I like the little fucker. I wanted to name him Mitch, but The Bride insisted he be Benny. Okay. As we speak he is alternately dry humping and eating a bread ball.
People often say, it must have been tough growing up with a first name like Kim. I say that was no fucking problem. Being Crawdaddy was the problem.
Hopefully Benny will put those demons to rest.
Yeah. When I heard your name was Kim, I assumed perhaps you were of Asian descent. After that was ruled out, I assumed perhaps you were on the fruity side. Now, I know better...I think.
Posted by: sadie at July 2, 2005 2:18 AMThree hundred more like him and and you'd have one heck of a CrawDaddy Boil.
Yum, yum.
Just pass the Shiner, please.
; )
Posted by: Christina at July 2, 2005 8:36 AMSo, I suppose you kind of identify with the song "A Boy Named Sue?"
Posted by: Kelly at July 2, 2005 10:01 AMHe's got a pretty mouth...
Posted by: Acidman at July 2, 2005 11:20 AMI was 11 when A Boy Named Sue came out. When it came on the radio The Senator would laugh his ass off and say "Sounds like you, boy!" At which point I wanted to kick his ass, of course. And I have been accused of being a Korean war orphan from time to time...
Posted by: Velociman at July 2, 2005 1:37 PMTut tut...Kim Novak was very beautiful.
Posted by: Bane at July 2, 2005 1:57 PMSounds like he shoulda been married to my mother. She told me when I had little dude that they killed people's kids in China when they had too many. Understand, I was not even out of anesthesia from having an emergency c-section and didn't really know if my kid was going to live or not.
Sorry your dad treated you that way.
Posted by: Kelly at July 2, 2005 6:52 PMThey LOVE to kill chirren in China. It's what they do, what they are great at. You live in Gainesville? You should call Key. She livva that way.
Posted by: Velociman at July 2, 2005 10:50 PMYou know, I think it was here that we discovered that..LOL!! See you're bringing people together everywhere. I was ready to be at Paddy's that weekend.
Posted by: Kelly at July 3, 2005 8:43 AMLMAO @ Acidman....
Yeah, I thought you would be Asian, too. But, you're just a dork. Either way, I woulda been quite happy...
Much like Benny, with his little breadball.
Posted by: Dana at July 4, 2005 8:44 AM