July 1, 2005
LUTHER VANDROSS DIED
That sucks. On the other hand, I just moved up a notch on the stud ladder.
Posted by Velociman at July 1, 2005 7:47 PMFrom sentiment to gut-wrnching humor in a microsecond. Classic Velociman!
Posted by: Mark at July 1, 2005 8:13 PMHell, yes, Mark. I got me pegged at Number Two right now. Gotta whack Wesley Snipes.
Posted by: Velociman at July 1, 2005 8:16 PMYou're talking about me, right, Dave? Why am I uncomfortable with that?
Posted by: Velociman at July 1, 2005 8:28 PMHey, palomino, that's my butt-crack you're staring at above you on the ladder. Show proper respect.
Posted by: david at July 2, 2005 1:30 AMLuther WHO? I never listened to the guy.
Posted by: Acidman at July 2, 2005 11:22 AMFuck, A-Man. Next thing you know you're going to tell me you never got laid with Barry White in the background. Luther on the stereo automatically increases dick size two inches.
Posted by: Velociman at July 2, 2005 1:39 PMNot me. Any of that motown shit comes on, I have to stick my finger up my ass and holler "Snake!" to get my dick to come back out.
Posted by: Bane at July 2, 2005 2:01 PMBane, something tells me you do that even when there ain't no Motown on.
Posted by: Velociman at July 2, 2005 2:03 PMI do likes me a little ass play...fum da ladies.
Makes the next movement...problematic, but that two seconds of screaming ecstasy is worth it.
I think.
Posted by: Bane at July 2, 2005 5:40 PM