June 28, 2005
A GLOBE OF FROGS
I was sitting outside tonight, enjoying the silence, when a lone bullfrog chirrupped. Then they all started. A thousand of them. Loud, crude, disdainful. I have frogs out of my ass. My cats won't eat them, they have no natural predators.
I am eat up with frogs.
Well, better than being eat up wit' tha dumbass.
Get a set of waders, a frog gig and a big flashlight. Go hunting. Keep the back legs, they taste like iguana. Surreptitiously deposit all the legless dead frogs, preferably stacked in an artistic manner, inside a neighbor's mailbox. It helps if you really hate that neighbor. Then, sit back on your porch with a tall cool one and wait for the ruckus to start when they go for the mail. Finally, call the law to report a noise complaint. Loads o' fun.
Posted by: El Capitan at June 29, 2005 12:52 AMDo you know what one lesbian frog said to the other??? "Hmmm, we do taste like chicken!"
Posted by: Michele at June 29, 2005 4:48 AMSlingshot.
Posted by: og at June 29, 2005 7:17 AM... what's up with all the blogreaders wanting everyone to eat the fauna?... the other day, my poor turtle was on the menu....
Posted by: Eric at June 29, 2005 8:16 AMDude...wanna borrow my dog? No frog is safe with her around. I'd be glad to loan her out to you for a bit...
Posted by: Moogie at June 29, 2005 8:49 AMBetter than eat up by frogs.
Unless you're into that kind of thing.
Mmmmmmmmm.........froglegs. Deeeelish.
I tend to rank passing fauna in terms of edibility, not credibility. Who gives a shit what kinda tricks it might perform.....let's see what that fucker tastes like.
Posted by: bitterman at June 29, 2005 11:07 AMIf fauna weren't meant to be et, why're they all made out of meat?
Posted by: McGehee at June 29, 2005 2:46 PMWanna trade some frogs for some snakes, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at June 29, 2005 4:38 PMI think that was Robyn Hitchcock's best record among many. Pretty much part of the soundtrack of 1987.
Posted by: rankin' rob at June 29, 2005 5:29 PMAh! Obscure pop culture reference smoked out. Good going, Rob.
Posted by: Velociman at June 29, 2005 6:57 PM