June 21, 2005
DOE-EYED
Rankin Robbie seems to think Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks is something of a miscreant, or at least a loser of the first degree.
I disagree. Despite the fact that she is so shock-orbed she makes a deer in the headlights look like a Macaoan on opium I find her fascinating, and not a little hot.
Of course, I possess Rankin' Rob's driver's license, which I boosted recently, so it's not like Jennifer is going to know who I really am at that Comfort Inn in Buford, Georgia. I shall buy her sexy underthings at the Mall of Georgia, too.
Oh, sorry, Rob. Got yer Visa, too.
Her face on my groin, those eyes looking up into mine as she works? The moment of 'choke-point'?
Heaven. I would spend like a Hilton.
I just wouldn't want to wake up to that gaze. As soulless as a Teddy Bear, those eyes are.
Posted by: Bane at June 21, 2005 10:39 PMSee? Bane gets it.
Posted by: Velociman at June 21, 2005 11:05 PMYou guys would really 'do' her? Really? Ick. If y'all would do that (and we haven't seen her without makeup yet) then why do we spend so much time on all this stuff to make us look more attractive? I don't know, I'm just saying.
Posted by: Kelly Drennan at June 22, 2005 9:07 AMShe has the wide eyed innocent look and besides she is tall thin with plastic boobs, and not to bright , what more could a man ask for.
Posted by: James Old Guy at June 22, 2005 9:38 AMA bunny-boiler for sure, but incognito makes sense.
One downside: If you should hit it in the stinky starfish, you're going to be a little disappointed. That look of raw shock and indignation associated with a sneak rear-guard action comes factory order with that one.
Posted by: spongeworthy at June 22, 2005 10:19 AMI bet her jilted fiance gets lots of sympathy fucks.
Posted by: Bane at June 22, 2005 4:48 PMThere's a bright side. At least Ben Affleck is no longer the most pathetic fiance in America
Posted by: Vermont Neighbor at June 22, 2005 6:26 PMWell, there is Tom Cruise...
He makes Michael Jackson feel like a well adjusted stud, methinks.
Posted by: Bane at June 23, 2005 2:44 AMI wondered what all those charges to 1-800-GOT-ANAL were from.
Posted by: Rankin' Rob at June 23, 2005 1:51 PM