June 19, 2005
A BONE TO PICK
I'm pretty tolerant of Jimmy Buffett, because with his Margaritavilles and sech he's going to be crammed up our collective asses anyway, and I did enjoy seeing him in the '70's because that was our lifestyle, right?
But I have to say: Pencil Thin Moustache is a piece of shit song. It is totally fucking gay. In fact, I just fleshed out a song on a paper towel about a girl getting off on a Harley that is ten times better than that song.
Looky:
She rides hard, hard
Feels the pulse
Wants to stroke a piston
Sweet, huh? Songwriting is easy. You should hear the melody! Think My Sweet Lord with some ska thrown in.
I hear Pencil Thin Moustache I pinch my nostrils together, so that I don't inhale the malodorous evil of the thing.
It's a shame that one is never remembered by their best stuff, only by their worst. At least by me. And Pencil Thin Moustache is totally fucking gay.
I still have a vision of the Catfish telling that vulgar tale of Buffett in Key West. Thanks to the Catfish, I'll never listen to the music the same. Yes, it must be gay.
Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at June 19, 2005 5:19 PM
Where the black dude is pounding Jimmy in the ass on a sailboat? Oh, yeah. Deal breaker.
I'm with Dax. It's the first thing that comes to mind when I hear his name mentioned.
I've yet to repeat the story for fear of being beaten to within an inch of my life by some doped-out parrothead.
Posted by: jmflynny at June 19, 2005 11:13 PMFuck a Buffet, I told you what I saw in the Keys, it is the truth, faggot.
Posted by: Catfish at June 20, 2005 10:53 AMOh, c'mon! As a formerly doped-out Parrothead, you can't leave me hangin' like this! I've already come to terms with the fact that he's a moonbat liberal who hasn't made a good album since 'Hot Water'. You might as well go ahead and kill any last bit of fanboy left in me!
Posted by: El Capitan at June 20, 2005 1:52 PMYour spam is strangely apropos, dude.
Posted by: Kelley at June 20, 2005 3:31 PMThat dog-sex guy is really making the rounds, isn't he?
Posted by: Acidman at June 20, 2005 4:23 PMHell, I was just hepin' the sheep over the fence. Honest.
What about that other song he did, "He went to Paris"?
Well, El Capitain.
That's a story best left to the Catfish, himself!
I'm sure he would oblige.
Posted by: jmflynny at June 20, 2005 9:47 PM.. yeah, Buffett is the man... but the Dog Sex Guy sucks... not mustaches, mind you... but something else....
Posted by: Eric at June 20, 2005 10:32 PMDon you be tawkin bout my Jimah dat way! He da man...ooooooh, yeah..."whhyyyy don't we get drunk and......"
Posted by: Moogie at June 21, 2005 9:24 AMFuck a buffet, faggot. Hi V-Man, you ever had any sheep pussy? Cat
Posted by: Catfish at June 21, 2005 6:24 PMPerhaps there needs to be someone sent to sniff under the V man's door sill............
Posted by: dbltap at June 21, 2005 7:38 PMNo surprise to hear Buffucket is a bone-smuggler.
I do admire his fans, though, and their blenders powered by outboard motorboat motors.
That kicks ass.
Posted by: Bane at June 22, 2005 1:04 AMWho knew? The Trojan of Margaritaville!
Posted by: Vermont Neighbor at June 22, 2005 6:30 PM