Velociworld

THE KILLER, REDUX

Been thinking about Jerry Lee since that post, and I swear he's the man. He always has cash flow problems, and tax problems, so he opened his house up for tours.

I don't think there is any structure to the scheme, though. You basically knock on the door, and if someone answers you can wander around, see Jerry Lee in his robe, scratching his balls, having breakfast, Cheerios and a beer, whatever, and he'll wave to you maybe. "Go see the crapper," he'll say. "Solid gold fixtures."

And so I was thinking that might have some traction at the Velocihovel. I'm all about supplemental income. Living in a meritocracy, of course, the market sets the value. I'm thinking five cents.

Thinkit: the opportunity to see the Batcave, where I blog, where I pass out on occasion, the spot where I spit up after a particularly egregious post, my toenail clippings. All for a nickel. That's a fucking deal, I think.

If I get any positive feedback I'll pass it along. I may start opening for tours on Sundays. I am particularly disgusting to the human eye on Sundays.