June 18, 2005

GLADIATOR SEX

Do you ever reach that tipping point of horniness and drunkenness, when you go at it hammer and tong, like a couple of retarded hyenas? Can't even put peg A into hole B? Wake up sore, bruised, bite marks in odd places, hickies on the buttocks, queer rope burns?

Yeah, me neither. But I think about it. All the time.

Posted by Velociman at June 18, 2005 3:42 PM
Comments

You have lived a sheltered life, Cat

Posted by: Catfish at June 18, 2005 4:38 PM

"Queer rope burns” Nope, reasonably sure all mine were straight.

Posted by: dbltap at June 18, 2005 8:07 PM

Actually, gnawing and suckling in the cleft below a womans buttock drives them insane. Mind you do not drive her to poot, though. I suggest safety goggles.

Posted by: Bane at June 18, 2005 10:04 PM

Never did that. But one night, after a frat party, I did wake up with a strange burning sensation in my...

Nevermind. I think you covered that a few days ago.

Posted by: rightisright at June 18, 2005 10:10 PM

Too much information.
Some things should never be revealed.

Posted by: Pedro the Ignorant at June 19, 2005 8:11 AM

I'm learning and laughing, all in a good way!

Posted by: Vermont Neighbor at June 20, 2005 1:42 AM

I thought you were a "snuggler."

Posted by: Acidman at June 20, 2005 10:54 AM

Just made this 'quote of the week' on my blog.
Thank you,
GrampaPinhead

Posted by: GrampaPinhead at June 23, 2005 8:45 PM

gfsdfs

Posted by: rollie at October 29, 2006 5:57 AM

I like to be spanked as hard as gladiator.

I 'm a baaaad boy.

Posted by: Haydar at August 4, 2007 1:16 PM

Gimana cara format file

Posted by: Riyan at June 16, 2008 1:47 PM
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