Do you ever reach that tipping point of horniness and drunkenness, when you go at it hammer and tong, like a couple of retarded hyenas? Can't even put peg A into hole B? Wake up sore, bruised, bite marks in odd places, hickies on the buttocks, queer rope burns?
Yeah, me neither. But I think about it. All the time.
You have lived a sheltered life, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at June 18, 2005 4:38 PM"Queer rope burns” Nope, reasonably sure all mine were straight.
Posted by: dbltap at June 18, 2005 8:07 PMActually, gnawing and suckling in the cleft below a womans buttock drives them insane. Mind you do not drive her to poot, though. I suggest safety goggles.
Posted by: Bane at June 18, 2005 10:04 PMNever did that. But one night, after a frat party, I did wake up with a strange burning sensation in my...
Nevermind. I think you covered that a few days ago.
Posted by: rightisright at June 18, 2005 10:10 PMToo much information.
Some things should never be revealed.
I'm learning and laughing, all in a good way!
Posted by: Vermont Neighbor at June 20, 2005 1:42 AMI thought you were a "snuggler."
Posted by: Acidman at June 20, 2005 10:54 AMJust made this 'quote of the week' on my blog.
Thank you,
GrampaPinhead
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Posted by: rollie at October 29, 2006 5:57 AMI like to be spanked as hard as gladiator.
I 'm a baaaad boy.
Posted by: Haydar at August 4, 2007 1:16 PMGimana cara format file
Posted by: Riyan at June 16, 2008 1:47 PM