Not because they are by definition poor, but because they inconvenience me. Hates that. See, I work in the Bellsouth building, and so on the first of the month a filthy scrawl of wasted humanity stretches out the gift store counter, where bills be paid, out the back doors, and into the street.
This disrupts my ability to buy chewing gum, and take a smoke out the back door. Zombies, filthy tender in hand, no checking account, paying their phone bill with their left hand, buying $10 Lotto scratch-offs with their right.
Oh, I can smoke out front, but that is unseemly. And I usually have gum on me. But I am inconvenienced at times, and I expect a damned apology. Somebody told me we live in a merit society. I say their audience was misguided. They were preaching to the fucking choir. Come see me on the first. I gots your target audience.
How dare the poor inconvenience the king!
You must have a tremendous unjustified ego. You sound like a self-centered ass. I'm poor, and if you were in front of me I'd beat you like a rug.
You are scum. And in case you didn't know, scum is much worse than being poor.
Karma will come back and kick your ass. I know this for a fact. Wait and see you mentally retarded trash.
IF you don't got the money DIE its simple as that not to be mean or anything but poor people have no place in American society, because inevitably, they will become more poor and the rich (and middle class) will become more rich. So yep have funwith that
Posted by: Look at October 2, 2005 10:16 AMfuck the poor.
i like to go up to random poor people or "poories" as i like to call them and pay them 12 cent for me to fart in there faces ,then after i fart in there faces i imediatly punch them in the eye and run away laughfing like a asian school girl. god i hate stupid poor people with there silly hats and eyepatches and aids and taco breath god dam poor monkeys, think jesus said it best when he said " poor people are dingle berries with ass cancer " o and by the way folks i have a mustache and a fat ass and on the weekends i like to dress up like a ninja turtle spread jelly and jam on my man tits while a korean midgit named francis plays the flute while masturbating to the golden girls...sincerly Dr. steven poopypants the 3rd
Posted by: dick at November 18, 2005 9:28 PMscythe is such a big time fuck...not only is he poor but he's touchy n poor...he reminds me of one of those self righteous kinds flaunting their depravities with an ephemeral 'i'm the mighty one' kinda touchy speech
Posted by: rose at May 7, 2006 12:00 PMIf you are poor that can be lead to a trace of unintelligence. Without intelligence you wont have a job and hence will be poor. In my opinion poor people are worthless and need to go back to school and learn to become successful.
Posted by: Seth at May 12, 2006 1:32 AM"fuck the poor." sure, I'll do the hot ones first, you can have the rest.
Posted by: Oh yea at May 21, 2006 8:55 PMmy brother wrote this for me when my college prof assigned a research project about creating programs to help the poor:
dont take it too seriously, he was kidding, but its still pretty damn funny.
Program to alleviate poverty:
The main problem with poverty is that it is in every way a burden on society. No matter how much effort we the public make to promote the virtues of generosity and charity, those free loading dirt bag scum, also known as *the poor* and *the sick* and *the elderly* keep taking advantage of it. True we have worked hard, and we would like some sort of reward. But how can we get any sort of reward when all our spare change is going to feed some 6 year old kids next alcohol binge? I think I have the answer. Rather then give 5 cents to stop poverty, why not donate that extra nickel (or in some drastic and desperate cases, a whole quarter) to the national Elimination by Decimation Fund of America? My plan is to collect large amounts of money which will then be spent on guns, ammunition, and bribing local political officials in order to destroy and maim everyone with a paycheck based on how much cash I carry in my pocket at any given time. The money formerly spent on running soup kitchens will from then on be spent on *Cleaning Crews* whose job it will be to sweep the streets clean of that days killing frenzy. This will also allow liberal minded whackos a new form of entertainment to blame kids violent natures on, allowing M-rated video games to once again be sold to minors. Not to mention it would be a great training program for the future military of the world. Imagine! Youre sitting in school when a pamphlet is handed out allowing you the chance to see what its like to hunt real cowards and losers in real war like environments! I know my friends would jump at a chance like that! Lets face it. The poor are an unnecessary burden on the world. Their filthy bastard children sit on our parks and clog up our orphanages. Their drug addicted waste litters our streets. And their poop stains the ground my dog poops on. Therefore there can be only one solution. A Final Solution. Capital Punishment. After all, what other blessing could we bestow upon these beleaguered poor than to free them from their life imprisonment? And that, good, underpaid, and highly appreciated history teacher, is the best way to deal with those hobos clogging up I5 with their suicide threats.
my brother wrote this for me when my college prof assigned a research project about creating programs to help the poor:
dont take it too seriously, he was kidding, but its still pretty damn funny.
Program to alleviate poverty:
The main problem with poverty is that it is in every way a burden on society. No matter how much effort we the public make to promote the virtues of generosity and charity, those free loading dirt bag scum, also known as *the poor* and *the sick* and *the elderly* keep taking advantage of it. True we have worked hard, and we would like some sort of reward. But how can we get any sort of reward when all our spare change is going to feed some 6 year old kids next alcohol binge? I think I have the answer. Rather then give 5 cents to stop poverty, why not donate that extra nickel (or in some drastic and desperate cases, a whole quarter) to the national Elimination by Decimation Fund of America? My plan is to collect large amounts of money which will then be spent on guns, ammunition, and bribing local political officials in order to destroy and maim everyone with a paycheck based on how much cash I carry in my pocket at any given time. The money formerly spent on running soup kitchens will from then on be spent on *Cleaning Crews* whose job it will be to sweep the streets clean of that days killing frenzy. This will also allow liberal minded whackos a new form of entertainment to blame kids violent natures on, allowing M-rated video games to once again be sold to minors. Not to mention it would be a great training program for the future military of the world. Imagine! Youre sitting in school when a pamphlet is handed out allowing you the chance to see what its like to hunt real cowards and losers in real war like environments! I know my friends would jump at a chance like that! Lets face it. The poor are an unnecessary burden on the world. Their filthy bastard children sit on our parks and clog up our orphanages. Their drug addicted waste litters our streets. And their poop stains the ground my dog poops on. Therefore there can be only one solution. A Final Solution. Capital Punishment. After all, what other blessing could we bestow upon these beleaguered poor than to free them from their life imprisonment? And that, good, underpaid, and highly appreciated history teacher, is the best way to deal with those hobos clogging up I5 with their suicide threats.
Its really all because of the damn Catholics and their socialism. The roman Catholic Cunt religion supports murdering the poor. What we need to do is eliminate them! FUCK THE RICH PAPIST FAGS AND FUCK THE POPE TOO! LITTLE CUNT!
Posted by: cj at June 23, 2006 4:51 PMyou my friend, are a fucking retard. Who the hell are you to call anyone poor? because anyone who works for fucking bell south making $40,000 a year is fucking poor. My car costs double your yearly income. How much a person makes doesnt make them better or worse. its class. 50 cent and paris hilton and those little bitches are piles of shit, as are you. but they are no different then the poor drug running piles of shit in the inner city. bad people suck, poor and rich.
Posted by: jay at June 25, 2006 7:46 PMJay. Did you just call someone a fucking retard for calling people poor and then in the next sentence call them poor? Anyway, its great that you are so well off Jay but im guessing that you did not work for your money. Most rich people who have a hard on for the poor are guilty rich people who work very little or not at all for their money. Show me a liberal rich person and i'll show you a celebrity, a pro athelete or someone who inherited their welth. Those of us who actually work for our money have no respect for these wastes of space who where lucky enough to be born in America and they piss it away. Do you really think people in India or Afganistan have any sympathy for poor people in America? Nobody in this country spends there whole life poor unless they are lazy, stupid or both. How do you explain the fact that poor people in this country have a higher rate of obesity? did you know that you can get a 40lb bag of rice a 10lb bag of potatoes & 2 gallons of milk for $40. thats 70lb of good wholesome food for under $50! Why do poor people waste money buying candy, soda & microwave dinners? Because potatoes and rice require preparation. Preparation requires effort. Effort is out of the question. Poor people in America are bad people & like you said bad people suck.
Posted by: daisy cutter at July 6, 2006 7:15 PMi am a poor 14 year old. that is my parents are poor and therefore i am poor.my dad and mom divorced when i was 5 years old and my mom took custody.my dad never pays child support,he just tells my mom to get a better job.my mom works at a grocery store and can barely afford rent.we have to leave our apartment in about 2 weeks and we still dont know where we are gonna go.we certainly dont have enough money for first and last months rent. is it my fault that i am poor?
Posted by: a 14 year old at July 19, 2006 12:10 AMThe real problem with society is all you little turd lickers out there who think you are better than everyone else because you have more money than them. Heh, probably never worked an honest job in your life. The only thing you have in life is what your "Mommy or Daddy" left you, Hahaha admit it you are the real worthless ones, if it weren't for us you people would die in like a half hour. I would laugh at the sight of a rich person trying to do the job of a poor person, they would be trying to get someone else to do it for them. Have you ever noticed how dumb a rich person is? It's like they have no common since about them at all.LOL
Posted by: Rich People Suck at July 21, 2006 9:45 AMI'm going to have to agree with Velociman on this one...poor people really are annoying. Also, that essay resolving poverty through "pulse emancipation" had some fine points too. Take a look at your average poor person. They look scared for God's sake. How would you like to walk around this planet scared and miserably bored for 50 or 60 years, eh? While I'm raving I may as well damn the catholics as well...the Catholic church's promise for ever-lasting life in a heavenly utopia is eerily similar to the poor drunk spending his truly unique time here on Earth pissing, singing and dreaming of tomorrow's promises...
Posted by: Darwin at September 4, 2006 1:02 PMYou are all fucked. Get a life & learn how to spell.
Posted by: who gives a fuck at October 20, 2006 9:08 AMHmm. Poor people are annoying. Well as a police officer I get an annual salary of $45,000 which statistically means I am poor.
Therefore it is annoying when a poor person, eg. a police officer, saves your life in an armed robbery?
Oh, but give a rich person a citation for doubling the speed limit, and then ohh, the whole world is against them. Even though the small fine is insignificant and they are uncontestably guilty, they cannot stand the reality of being subject to law! The rich ones are the ones that often get the TASER treatment, because they are too self-righteous to turn off their cell phone and be co-operative. Poor people politely accept the fine without incident, because they are humble before the law. The rich sneer at the law, resenting the fact that they must show consideration for the others in our society.
Rich people become rich by stealing- that's right- STEALING from others, even though they have arranged the laws to allow them to do so. They exploit the working classes without whom they would starve, shrivel, and die. If the entire working class went on strike, the entire society would collapse in under twenty four hours. Should all the idle rich, bloated corporate pigs, and generally affluent types disappear from the face of the earth, no one would shed a tear except for joy.
What are rich people? They are the ones who send others to do the work, and take 80% of the profit because they have a little piece of paper that they think entitles them to do so. They are managers who can't manage; leaders who can't lead. They are pompous vile megalomaniacs destroying the planet, robbing our children of their future. To gain their wealth they lie, cheat, and steal, and in the end wind up miserable and empty, surrounded by meaningless possessions which do nothing to change the fact of what they are- and what they know themselves to be.
A true, good human being works very hard to survive, appreciating the small and subtle things in life, their families are built on love rather than money; they come home at night exhausted and happy. The rich man spends his working day, if he works, being pretentious and disrespectful to his 'subordinates', feeling that he has some God-given superior knowledge over them when in fact he is a useless appendage who is a bother and a nuisance to all. He goes home to a wife and children who value him only for his money, and are too distracted by their shallow materialistic distraction to understand, or even think about, the concept of love or loyalty. Hence the children grow up, inherit his wealth, and perpetrate this sub-human way of thinking upon our society for another generation. They live in a world of divorce, lawsuits, strife and jealousy, in which their only comfort is a meaningless object that justifies all of their corruption and greed. And yet the wage slaves who are oppressed and downtrodden by these infernal monsters end up happier and healthier, with more to show for themselves. Thus the rich man is really the loser of an elaborate game in which he perceives himself the winner.
Rich people of all colours should remember what has always happened historically when their oppressive brutality gets out of control. In a matter of time, the rich will be dragged kicking and screaming from their mansions, doused in gasoline, and burned alive in the open street. Wealthy man, be afraid! You can run, but you cannot hide. Give back what you have stolen, and you will free yourself from the hideous nightmare that you have created for yourself and your children. Cling to your riches and be prepared to see your loved ones perish before your eyes, before finally you are sent howling into the bottomless pit. What then will all your riches amount to, but the cause of your eternal agony!
Posted by: Onthemarx at December 21, 2006 12:26 AMAmerica is suppose to be about freedom and happiness for all, what would Jesus do? Apparently you don't believe in god because he would not hurt anyone. YOu are the devil.
Posted by: Working class hero at January 1, 2007 9:06 PMMankind in general is retarded, we are lazy, destructive, retarded, money hungry buttfucks.
we should all be wiped out and a new slate be started. you are all fucing moronic turd slingers.
you fucking nut clinging fuck balls
Posted by: Yeahso at March 10, 2007 10:33 PMLet me ask you all a question. How do you define poor? Let me ask you another question, if you get rid of all the poor people then when you want a late night snack, or an egg mcmuffin who are you going to get to prepare it? Rich people won't work at Mickey D's or Taco Bell... hel they won't they won't even work waiting tables at the local country club for the rich snobs.
If you get rid of your poor people, who is going to wash your car, do your laundry, clean your house.
Face Facts, you need poor people. You may hate them, but you need them.
Posted by: Avenger of the Poor at March 23, 2007 8:31 AMI MAKE LESS THAN 1K A YEAR AND I HATE POOR PEOPLE. SEE, I AINT POOR LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS... I JUST MAKE LITTLE MONEY BUT IT ALL GOOD MOTHERFUCKERS. FUCK THE POOR YO YO YO. FUCK YOU FUCK ALL
HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA FUCK THAT
Posted by: poormuthafucka at April 3, 2007 3:07 PMI MAKE LESS THAN 1K A YEAR AND I HATE POOR PEOPLE. SEE, I AINT POOR LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS... I JUST MAKE LITTLE MONEY BUT IT ALL GOOD MOTHERFUCKERS. FUCK THE POOR YO YO YO. FUCK YOU FUCK ALL
HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA FUCK THAT
Posted by: poormuthafucka at April 3, 2007 3:07 PMI MAKE LESS THAN 1K A YEAR AND I HATE POOR PEOPLE. SEE, I AINT POOR LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS... I JUST MAKE LITTLE MONEY BUT IT ALL GOOD MOTHERFUCKERS. FUCK THE POOR YO YO YO. FUCK YOU FUCK ALL
HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA FUCK THAT
Posted by: poormuthafucka at April 3, 2007 3:08 PMRICHEST BASTARD MADE OVER 2 MILLION AN HOUR, YES, THATS OVER 2 FUCKING MILLION US DOLLARS FOR EVERY HOUR IN THE YEAR 2006, NAME IS SLIM, HE BEANER BUT RICH BEANER.. MADE OVER 19 BILLION US DOLLARS LAST YEAR..... SOOOOOOOO MESSICANS RULE... FUCK THE REST SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER COULD'VE BOUGHT 10 FERRARI F430'S FOR THE MONEY HE MADE IN 1 HOUR.. FUCK THAT, THAT'S FUCKED UP... BUT HE'S COOL
Posted by: POORBILLIONAIRE at April 3, 2007 3:13 PMHE MADE 2 MILLION US DOLLARS EVERY HOUR 24 HOURS A DAY 365 DAYS A YEAR...
FUCK THAT, DA MUTHA WAKES UP OVER 50 MILLIONS US DOLLARS RICHER EVERY FUCKIN DAY, RAIN OR SHINE, SHIT, THE TIME HE TAKES A SHIT, HE PROLLY MADE 1 MILLION... BRUSH HIS TEETH , ANOTHER MILLION... FUCK THAT, THAT'S SO FUCKED UP BUT HE'S COOL... YO YO YO
This is some pretty entertaining discourse.
I certainly do not hate the poor. However, I have a strong disdain for some of the cultural elements and tendencies of the lower classes. Many of these things which I disdain are contributors to the cycle of poverty.
Take a look around you. Are the people around you poor? If so, you should ask yourself: Am I doing anything different than the other poor people that live in my community? If the answer is a yes, then you will remain poor like them. Frankly this is OK with me since it means less competition for middle classers like myself who are moving up. Want some advice? Stop listening to rap music and consuming other forms of entertainment that assign value to non-productive, anti-establishment and otherwise deviant behaviors. You cannot purchase a vehicle, get hired or pass an exam with “street cred.”
One problem with poories is that like everyone else, they are consumed with immediate and short tem measures of satisfaction e.g. bling-bling, vehicle accessories, recreational substances and sex. The difference is the lack of desire and effort to achieve things that require long term personal investment and that may come at the expense of short term satisfaction. As I hinted at before, if you find yourself attracted to things other poor people appreciate, your objectives will always be short term, superficial wins. Keep chasing these objectives and you will remain where you started.
Most poor people have no perspective outside their very small world. They are consumed with how they appear to other poor people and obtaining their own set of status symbols. The sad part is that like all symbols, they are polyvocal. In other words they mean different things to different people. While an “iced out grill” may impress those around you or a tattoo on your neck may say “I’m hard”, when viewed by those outside this element of society, they are perceived as ignorant practices that validate any discrimination. In order to move upward, poor people have to appeal to the sensibilities of even those who hold marginally higher amounts of power and wealth. However the fact of the matter is that poor people find it easier to just rebel and complain about those with power instead of emulating them. The fact of the matter is that I’m happy to see them “keep it real.” It gives me more opportunity to better things for myself and my children.
I have to say to all those here who stand up for the poor, get a life, and get real!! In this world if you don't have the money life is gonna suck!
Posted by: Poorhater at July 7, 2007 11:17 PM