Velociworld

TAGGED, LIKE A STOCKYARD ANIMAL

I need an Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not tag Velociman. Really. The hubris in the 'sphere is getting out of control. This time it is flynny, impudently crossing the line I drew in the Velocidirt.

I am in an expansive mood, however, so here goes:

Total number of films I own on DVD/video:

Maybe sixty. I don't buy that many films. I borrow and fail to return. Very efficient.

The last film I bought:

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Extended Version Collector's Set. Naturally. You can't just have one version of that. That would be like having one pair of underwear. Okay, maybe that was a stretch.

The last film I watched:

The Green Berets. I don't know why. I think I was just very horny for David Janssen that day.

Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me (in no particular order):

TGTBATU
Master and Commander
Sexy Beast
The Honeymoon Killers
Blue Velvet

Yes, a very disturbing trend, I realize. Well, at least Master and Commander didn't have apochryphal, misogynistic, sadistic sex in it. I am redeemed.