May 29, 2005

SLICE OF LIFE

The Bride is a property manager, and was inspecting a house yesterday for rental. The carpeting had been ripped up, leaving plywood atop a concrete foundation.

When she entered the bedroom there was a huge greasy spot on the plywood, and a horrid smell that made her gag.

"Do you have a dog?" she asked.

"Oh, no," said he. "That's where my wife bled out. The cancer didn't get her."

Suicide? Mercy killing? One doesn't ask such questions. One does, however, explain that one cannot rent one's house with a puddle of viscera in the middle of the fucking floor. Ground rules, and all.

Posted by Velociman at May 29, 2005 5:39 PM
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... funny thing.. I know of this "grease" you speak of... when we'd lose someone during a whiteout up in Alaska.. we'd normally find what was left of the poor buggers in a large, foul, greasy spot after the spring thaw... nasty, nasty stuff... boots, bones, and grease... bald eagles will, after all, eat just about anything...

Posted by: Eric at May 29, 2005 6:13 PM

I've only happened upon that once. It was four houses down from the dump I rented in college...thankfully years after the fact.

Posted by: Key at May 29, 2005 11:12 PM

Probably suicide. Pain clouds your judgement. Mercy killing would have been conducted in the bathtub, easier to clean. All the same, it's gonna be a hunk of new plywood.

When I met the wife she was running a hotel in the Great White North. Someone dumped a body in the boxed-in frame under the box spring, and they didn't find it for many months. Hell, I stayed in that room, unaware that a rotting corpse was 18" from me.

People are wierd. We should ban them.

Posted by: og at May 30, 2005 7:26 AM

A friend owns a house where a woman was violently killed a couple of months ago. He had to have some bio-hazard team from Columbia and clean it up, at a cost of thousands of dollars.

I never used to think about that kind of thing when I watched Law & Order . . .

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