May 19, 2005
FOIBLES
I have a few chinks in the armor, I'll admit, but don't be the asshole that brings them to my attention. I don't handle criticism well, as I am not only imbued with an outrageous sense of entitlement, but I also am imbued with a finely honed sense of you suck. I was born this way. There is certainly government monies out there to fund, or cure, this, but I like it the way it is.
I am told at times I am this, or that. Legitimate grievances, for I am not the perfect homo sapiens I convinced myself I was at 10 years of age. And I argue, bitch, carp, canavel, remonstrate, protest, connive, lie that I am not that way.
Okay. I made up canavel. But see? It's part of a pattern. The bullshit artist that tries to convince you the sky is heliotrope, just to bend you to my will. Share my lie, please.
I have hurt some fine people of late, and the caveat that Hey, you knew going into this is is rather lame.
Unless, of course, I can convince you that canavel is not only a noun, but a verb. And that you need to pick up the pace of the fucking canavel. Please.
Chinks in armor... sounds slightly sado-masochistic. Rots of ruck, Lound Eye!
Posted by: torchpraise at May 19, 2005 10:23 PMI think I "canavelled" (verb--past tense) a lovely chica in Costa Rica the last time I was there.. The "canavel" itself (noun) was most enjoyable. We lay in a sweaty heap afterward and she asked, "how do you feel?"
I said, "Carnavel." (adjective)
I think that's a damn good word.
Posted by: Acidman at May 20, 2005 12:44 AM
As in "After Rob canavelled her ass she had to wear diapers". I like.
Posted by: Velociman at May 20, 2005 12:51 AMMea culpa, mea culpa!!
Touching.
Posted by: Arcs at May 20, 2005 10:02 AMWOW! do you also fart in bed?
Posted by: GUYK at May 20, 2005 1:53 PMSo I have to ask - what the hell are you talking about, Velociman?
And whatever you're on at the moment, do pass some along.
Posted by: sadie at May 21, 2005 9:31 AMSo I have to ask - what the hell are you talking about, Velociman?
And whatever you're on at the moment, do pass some along.
Posted by: sadie at May 21, 2005 9:31 AMWell, I asked twice, so I assume 'tis none of my busiwax.
Posted by: sadie at May 21, 2005 7:13 PMSadie, if I knew what I was talking about I wouldn't be blogging. I have no fucking idea.
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