May 18, 2005
MY SUMMER VACATION
I'd love to take one of those yuppie adventure tour deals you see in Outside Magazine. You know: Horsebacking Through India, Trekking The Caucasus, Safari Through Masailand, Mongolian Stir Fry in the Gobi Desert.
Despite the roughing it nature of these trips, the accommodations are supposedly very nice. Hell, I even think the tents are air-conditioned, and the dining is exquisite.
One exception, however: I would like for the other adventurers to carry me around on one of those sedan chairs. This one looks comfy:
I tend to get blisters on long walks, and I don't want to be a bother to my fellow adventurers, bitching about the lack of fucking Epsom Salts. You know, I like to sightsee, view the vistas as much as the next person, but they used to have a name for this type of enforced hiking: Bataan Death March, the Trail of Tears, the Long March.
I think seeing the high plateaus of Nepal in a palanquin, toted by overstressed stockbrokers and attorneys, would fucking rock. But that's just me.
I wonder if the TSA allows bullwhips on aeroplanes...
I'm all over a "Mongolian Stir Fry in the Gobi"
Fuck the chair!
Posted by: Yabu at May 18, 2005 11:12 PMSign me up for the trip. The scary thing is the only reason I have a clue about a palanquin is that my 4th grade son has it on his spelling list this week. Please tell me there is not an evil twin of the V man teaching in the North West.
Posted by: dbltap at May 18, 2005 11:39 PMNo, no. I was murmuring palanquins in my sleep this morning, and wondered where it would take me.
Posted by: Velociman at May 18, 2005 11:53 PMHe is being home-schooled now, just in case. I never believed in coincidences.
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