May 18, 2005
CULLING THE KING SIZED
I now have four garbage bags of clothes in the back of the truck for deposit at Salvation Army. I'll never wear that shit again. That was my Fat Elvis period, minus of course the gold records, the capes, the massive fortune, and the penchant for watching my monkey flog his cock while nubile teens writhed on my bed.
On the other hand I have a bitching pimp hat I never saw the equal of at Graceland, so there's that.
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That hat is too pimp for Elvis, although Chris Tucker could pull it off quite nicely.
(...still a poor sub for you of course, Lord Vader.)
Posted by: Key at May 19, 2005 7:55 PMPost a comment