May 17, 2005
THE BLOWN EYE CHRONICLES
I'm thinking Catfish should have a sex advice column in a magazine of some sort, in order to dispense his wisdom in a more orderly fashion. Maybe here, for instance.
Update: Bane wants to know why "blown eye". Because of this, man.
Why? Why did I click that second link. I should have known better. At least I wasn't at work.
Posted by: zonker at May 18, 2005 12:20 AMBlown Eye? Or Brown Eye? Or is it 'blown' when you're finished with it, like an old tire?
Posted by: Bane at May 18, 2005 12:31 AMDr. Fish - the 2005 version of Dr. Ruth.
Oh my eyes!!!
Posted by: Ruth at May 18, 2005 7:57 AMSir Mix-a-lot is in da house!!
Posted by: Dana at May 18, 2005 3:54 PMCat is Cat. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm going to visit him tomorrow to shoot some alligators.
Posted by: Acidman at May 18, 2005 9:47 PMAhhhh, I see. I prefer to think of it as a 'Milk Dud', rather than a nugget. Seems more palatable that way.
And you haven't lived until you have caused a pneumatic 'Showerrea'...kind of a 'pussy fart with a side of chili'.
With any luck, it will occur in a motel room, where someone else has to clean it up.
Posted by: Bane at May 19, 2005 9:37 PM