May 15, 2005

SIPPY CUPS

Nothing, in my opinion, was more earth-shattering, paradigm shifting, than the invention of the sippy cup for children. The greatest inversion in child-rearing since Dr. Spock (whom, in my tender years, I mistakenly conflated with Mr. Spock, and Richard Speck, slaughterer of nurses, but that is a therapy session for a later date).

I will confess I put my kids on the sippy cup, because it was spill proof, a parent's greatest boon. But I will tell you: From breast to Binky to sippy cup, a child doesn't get properly weaned. They are still suckling at 5, 6 years of age.

No wonder there is so much Nipple Anxiety amongst our youth. This is just a theory, of course. I shall flesh it out, and report my findings. Looking for weaning theorists, by the way. 36 DD works very nicely for me.

Posted by Velociman at May 15, 2005 4:34 PM
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5 or 6, hell! I'm still suckling. Ooops... did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Dash at May 15, 2005 10:07 PM

Sippy Cups are great, but I think the child size suppository ranks right up there. And these new damn diapers...heck, they'll hold a whole 40.

Posted by: Bane at May 15, 2005 10:14 PM
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