Velociworld

BEHIND THE CURVE

I really, really owe Sadie the responses to my interview questions, and I work diligently as I type, but I am so far behind the curve I couldn't tell you how many deer are in the headlights as I haven't turned them on yet.

Fer instance: I get paid once a month, on the 1st, and I always sit down and pay all my bills then. It is now the middle of the month, and my bills accrue mould in my briefcase, ignored and slighted. I am forced to field phone calls from sinister thugs on work release programs, demanding immediate payment of my Comcast bill, lest they castrate me. I call them Sir, and insist the check be in the mail.

I did manage to pay my mortgage via telephone at 29,000 feet on the flight back from Norfolk in between Bacardi Twizzlers, but I was rebuked by the air whore flight attendant for using a cellular phone during flight. I'm still amazed it worked, but the fact remains I still have a dozen bills to pay.

I just can't get a hard on for my creditors lately. I fucking hate them. Can't they understand that, and accommodate me?