May 15, 2005
CLUB ATTIRE
I just heard a commercial on the radio pimping the newest night club in town, and it came with the caveat that "appropriate club attire" was required. Now, I haven't been in a disco in over 20 years, because I don't want to be tarred with the whole Don Henley jailbait thing, therefore I have no fucking idea what "appropriate club attire" is, other than the fact I am certain I don't own any.
Now, I know what "appropriate club attire" circa 1978 consisted of, and I never owned any of that, either, but I had a clue.
Now? I would assume overblown, oversized shirts, plenty of bling bling, Air Force Ones. Just a guess.
Somebody eddicate me. I may want to go trolling for some jailbait, and must look the part of a faux negro with no portfolio.
Red shirt, red tie, cream pants and jacket, and the pimp hat. Oh, and double up on the arm candy. :D!
Posted by: Key at May 15, 2005 10:50 PMThe so-called fancy-schmancy clubs are trying to let the guys who wear shorts, golf shirts, running shoes and baseball caps know that their attire is best suited for the golf course, not for a nightclub. There are some clubs in Birmingham who do not allow men to wear caps inside. However, what ends up happening is that some strongly masculine men show up to these clubs in newly purchase metrosexual clothing, looking obviously uncomfortable.
Posted by: sugarmama at May 16, 2005 10:26 AM