May 13, 2005
CAN YOU SEE THE SVELTE ME?
I've lost thirty five pounds in the last nine months, and not that I didn't need to, but it was inadvertent. Stress diet. Grey Goose diet, wherein you substitute vodka for pork chops for suppah. Very effective.
At any rate, I noticed today I'd gained ten of those pounds back in my week of travels. Not hard to do, eating like a fucking Mongolian at a village rape and slaughter. But I just replaced my entire wardrobe. No sense getting out of sorts now, right? Don't want to be a tweener on the britches, eh?
I obviously didn't have time to drive down to Cassadaga for a reading, so I called my palmist for an interview. She predicted, quote unquote, "A massive dump of Biblical proportions" within the next 24 hours.
So I'm feeling better now already. I'm sure you are, too, Intrepids. And now you know why I named you thusly.
Pictures upon deposit, please.
Posted by: rightisright at May 13, 2005 8:42 PMMassive eating binge followed by massive dump. Sounds right to me, Podnuh.
Posted by: Elisson at May 13, 2005 9:17 PMI prefer the diary...ah.
Kind of like watching out of the bomb bay doors, over Dresden...
"Run, motherfuckers!"
crackle crackle...
Posted by: Bane at May 14, 2005 3:10 AMLooked like you were in pretty good shape when we layed eyes on ya at Jekyll! I'll have to remember the Gray Goose part of loosing weight; sounds like a good way to suffer thru a diet!
Posted by: Michele at May 14, 2005 6:19 AM