May 12, 2005
NORFOLK
In Norfolk today, home of the world's largest naval base. Motto: Congratulations. You are standing on Ground Zero.
In unhappier news my "boss" called me at 6 AM, interrupting me from a splendid dream in which I was having torrid sex in beautiful Carib waters with dolphins and manta rays swimming about.
Remind me to burn down his house when I get back.
Why were you having torrid sex with dolphins while manta rays swam about?
Posted by: Jay G at May 12, 2005 8:59 AMBecause the dolphins are mammals.
Posted by: The Maximum Leader at May 12, 2005 9:17 AMI knew I should have written this in Stupid.
Posted by: Velociman at May 12, 2005 4:50 PMI can't wait until Catfish publishes his post on how to bang a dolphin's blowhole. That's gonna be so cool.
Posted by: zonker at May 12, 2005 6:16 PMUnless, of course, the dolphin is a Back Door Betty.
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