Velociworld

PROM NIGHT

Also known as Shotgun Night around here. I love Wonder Boy to death, but we shall have an obligatory talk about Drinking & Driving, and the Apple Of My Eye, and my curious litany of Expectations.

This is after I've scarfed down about six glasses of wine at his McMansion. I prioritize, like any good dad.

Three o' the clock curfew. Can I hang? I'm taking no bets, as I am already half toasted.