May 3, 2005
I'M CRYING BULLSHIT
I'm up until two o' the fucking AM on this, and I cry bullshit. We've been attempting to assist Key with a nice 100,000 hit partay, because we all crave the faux testicle, but Sitemeter is either fucked up, or donkeys are flying out of my ass, with Finnish birch rods flailing their backsides to enhance the sauna experience.
Sitemeter is fucked up. Kelley has not had a hit recorded in two hours, despite prodigous efforts, I only get one of three recorded.
Damaged, compromised recording mechanism, is all I can say.
I capitulate. This this, this abomination is all Kelley's. I just want to be invited to the awards ceremony.
UPDATE: And Evil White Guy is full of shit. This did not happen. Here is a guy who can't even take the fucking snow off his site in summertime. Dick. I would wrap that testicle in shitmummy attire (formal, of course, it is an evening ceremony).
By my count (at an even more ridiculous hour) you win the fake stindeen. I was number 100,006.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at May 3, 2005 4:09 AMYeah honey, look as though it be yours. And your espresso - what you'll be needing to get you to work in the am - that's on me as well... ;)
Congratulations, O worthy tri-testiculatte!
Posted by: Key at May 3, 2005 4:37 AMWhat did not happen?
And I'm working on the stupid snow, gimme a break. I'm not a graphic artist.
Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at May 3, 2005 4:52 PMZonker, try a blow drier but just be sure to push the hot button, if you can find it, and one more thing, you have to point the drier at the screen or it won't work right..., that'll melt the snow fo shizzle. Trust me on this...
Uh, sorry man, I meant Aubrey... really, I did. Ever see a 'neck that couldn't f' up from A to Z... yeah, me neither...
Quit laughin' Vman... You bastard... you kicked my dog...
;)
Our sitemeter counts in imaginary numbers...
The "Rhino Pen" is baaaack.
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