May 3, 2005
WHO GETS THE FAUX TESTICLE?
24 hits to go at Key's to reach 100,000, and some "lucky" person wins the faux testicle. I am whipped, and need to go to get some sleep, and have two perfectly fine lads who will not resort to such stress-relief punishment under any circumstance short of torture for PIN codes, but someone win that thing so I can go to bed.
An aside: I will hit 200,000 tomorrow, I discover. I cannot promise anything as exotic as a testicle as a prize, faux or otherwise, but I'll come up with something... and if you think it will be the pimp hat you're fucking crazy. Maybe the monkey's pimp hat...
It is tomorrow, my Velocipimp, so I guess we shall share an anniverary. ;)
Thanks for hooking me up with the hinky-linky-love. Maybe that'll get 'er done... Because while I'd love to see it roll in, I'm damn tired as well!
Posted by: Key at May 3, 2005 12:31 AMCongratulations! You deserve the hits because you have a totally unique blog. I read it every day.
Posted by: Acidman at May 3, 2005 11:42 AMI'd compete for the prize but I suspect you'd award me a jar of Marmite if I won.
Posted by: zonker at May 3, 2005 12:19 PMCount me in on the people who love you and read your blog daily (and sometimes several times a day.)
I'm in awe.
Posted by: Omnibus Driver at May 3, 2005 9:33 PM