April 28, 2005
THE LOVE MACHINE
I can't even begin to elaborate on this. Cat is Cat. Flirt at your peril, ladies. Strange as it seems, I'm totally locked and loaded with everything except for the farts.
Posted by Velociman at April 28, 2005 10:54 PMComments
Well, I must defend my feminine honor (insert maniacal giggles here) and proclaim that I did not fart. Farting is not a part of my conjugal repertoire.
If I had, the door at the Lovely Chalet Kristy would not have been on its hinges that morning...
Posted by: Mamamontezz at April 29, 2005 7:42 PMPost a comment