April 24, 2005
Easter Bunny Bludgeoned to Death
Somehow I overlooked this in my inbox.
That's a hell of a church newsletter, too. Sample:
By the time Pastor arrived, the rabbits had already had their lovely pelts ripped from their fornicating bodies with pairs of pliers and been dipped in gasoline. Some bunnies died in the earmuff-fur extraction process; some drowned in the Rubbermaid containers holding the Amoco unleaded; "but a few were still hopping about," said Pastor. "No doubt, obsessed with grabbing another piece of moist, furry rabbit crotch, as those licentious creatures are wont to do."
Does The Onion run this site? Posted by Velociman at April 24, 2005 5:32 PM
Comments
Man, you ain't right...not at all.
Posted by: Yabu at April 24, 2005 6:20 PM<snicker>
Somebody does not like Landover Baptist. Phelpsie will bust a blood vessel when he sees that site -- especially with the ads. Hilarious!
Posted by: McGehee at April 24, 2005 9:18 PMLandover Baptist is not run by the Onion, but it seems to have come from people with the same über-satirical mindset. Heh.
Posted by: Elisson at April 26, 2005 3:50 PMPost a comment