April 24, 2005
Draw a Pig
David turned me onto this site, where you can draw a pig, and get your personality analyzed in the process. Here is my pig:
Personality?
You are a realist
You are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
You are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker
Secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew large ears, you are a great listener!
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!
And, yes, maybe I did exaggerate a bit on the length of that tail.
I like how you captured the essence of my ex wife, channeling her inner sow that way.
Posted by: Bane at April 24, 2005 4:52 PMI drew the damn pig. I'm a softie, so I put the little porker in a generous yard, under a benevolent, warm sun, with a full trough of slops and a big mud-hole to roll around in. For this, it tells me I am analytical, cautious, and distrustful!
Fuckers. See what you get for trying to be nice??
Posted by: Kelley at April 24, 2005 5:15 PMSome pig!
Posted by: david at April 24, 2005 6:36 PMI'm all about the tail, man....
Posted by: Yabu at April 24, 2005 7:30 PMI shouldn't have read your analysis and Kel's comment. Now I know to give it big ears and tail, and nothing to eat...
Posted by: Key at April 24, 2005 11:21 PMYour pig is prettier than my pig. I lied about the tail too.
Posted by: James Old Guy at April 25, 2005 9:01 AMOh man..I was so wanting to be your main squeee...errr pig.
Posted by: Moogie at April 25, 2005 9:16 PMthis is the sexiiest pig ive ever een in my whole life!
Posted by: im bringin sexii back at April 3, 2007 10:37 AMthis is the sexiiest pig ive ever een in my whole life!
Posted by: im bringin sexii back at April 3, 2007 10:37 AM