April 23, 2005
Snappin' Pussy
I'm going to shut up about the Wreckyll, because if you were there you know, if you weren't you don't care. But insofar as strange conversations go, my favorite was when Donna asked Catfish about his views on snappin' pussy.
"God damn!" he said. "Nothing better in the world than snappin' pussy! I gotta fuckin' blodge about that!"
And so, Cat, the keys are extended, the baton passed, because I have no idea how to even begin that topic, and keep any current relationships intact. Even my siblings don't want me going there.
Here's a Cat story for you:
Susan, Barbie, Catfish and I were playing a pre-game, poker game in our room. Catfish made the comment he never had a problem getting women to sleep with them, he just walked up, looked them in the eye, and asked: "Do you wanna F*ck?"
We were all kind of shocked, but Susan shook her head and said: "I don't believe anyone has ever said that to me."
Without skipping a beat, Catfish looked at her and said: "Well, do you wanna F*ck?"
Susan respectfully declined.
End of conversation.
Posted by: Christina at April 23, 2005 4:15 PMOl' Cat gets an A+ for effort, and Susan gets an A+ for tact.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at April 23, 2005 4:36 PMDuring the poker game someone said "I'm all in."
To which Catfish replied, "I've been telling women I'm all in my whole life, and not a single damn one of them believed me."
Heh heh. He also gets the "Jeckyll Chutzpah" award.
Posted by: Sadie at April 23, 2005 4:50 PMBarbie will back that up 100%. As Jim said, "you can't make this shit up."
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2005 5:18 PMI just wrote about the almighty snapping pussy, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at April 23, 2005 9:00 PMSusan, you had your chance, you would have loved me and offered me to go back to Texas with you, and yes, you are a very pretty woman, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at April 23, 2005 9:02 PMMan..I knew I should have made it to the poker game.
Posted by: Moogie at April 24, 2005 9:17 AMPlayboy advisor claimed that along with the home run record, The Babe held the strikeout record. Swing everything that comes along, and some of them are going out of the park.
As for the original subject, all I have to say is Kegal.
I want to meet Susan I ask her same question. She will not decline when she sees how beautiful I am, how manly I am, how well put together I am, how rich I am and how sincere I am
Posted by: Boatlanding at October 15, 2006 9:56 AM