April 22, 2005
I, Pimp
Apparently every hetero boy between here and Brad Pitt's nutsack wants a piece of my pimp hat, which the gorgeous Key bestowed upon me as a birthday gift. Have at it lads. I never should have left the beast as I took the ladies for a hot tub adventure. My bad.
New role for the pimphat:
I only blog in the pimphat now. It is what it is. I be bad now. Girth Vader, and such. I think I said long ago, Fuck with me at your peril. Obey me, my bitches.
no wonder...i thought you were in a good blogmood lately. now i know why!
Posted by: sadie at April 23, 2005 12:42 AMIs that your pardon from the Governor for Crimes Against Animals and Nature, there, over your monitor?
Posted by: Bane at April 23, 2005 12:51 AMYou need to wash that cheesey ass hat...been around...smells bad...takes up too much of the frameage. Key will understand. The Bad!!!
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2005 1:29 AMWell, it WAS on your head, Sam. Better go with the deep steaming.
Posted by: Velociman at April 23, 2005 8:22 AMYou could start the first Mens Auxiliary to the Red Hats. Hell, I'd wear one while blogging, but I promised myself I'd stick to the bear suit. Wonder if they make a red hat that'll fit over the bear head?
Posted by: og at April 23, 2005 10:02 AMSo you're not disappointed that I didn't go for the purple sequined lingerie set? I'm thinking you could have pulled that off as well, though I must say, I'm lovin' the pimp look.
(In fact, saw a weatherman all pimped out - on the weather channel of all places! - in a red buttondown and red tie. All he needed was a white blazer and THAT hat. JUST DAMN!)
Posted by: Key at April 23, 2005 10:25 AMThat's beautiful, man.
Posted by: zonker at April 24, 2005 12:20 PMWhats up-- this is one of the many college kids you partied with Saturday. Had a great time getting to know you all. You guys made our weekend very interesting and hilarious! Y'all are a great group of people. We want to see the other pictures, too. Had fun! Keep us posted.
Posted by: College Kid at April 25, 2005 12:46 PM