April 14, 2005
The Time Has Come, the Walrus Said...
What the fuck is up with John Bolton's mustache? He looks like a damned bull walrus, flopping around in search of those little feminine Third World oysters to slurp up. Or Wilford Brimley, if he could tighten up his blood sugar long enough to give mustache rides at the Quaverside Nursing Home.
I, for one, admire Bolton's jaundiced eye vis-a vis the United Nations, even as he becomes our UN ambassador, but does he really have to look like the fucking capitalist walrus with appétit gros while he's at it?
Bait and switch, dammit. Bait and switch. That is why I make such a great salesman. That and a childhood wherein I was mesmerized by carnival barkers, geeks, and hucksters.
Yeah, I wanna see him banging his shoe on the table while he points to the Syrian delegation and hollers "Who in the fuck let those terrorist assholes in here!"
Posted by: Bane at April 14, 2005 2:10 PMWhen I saw the dude the first time, the only thing that came to mind was "Got Milk?"...
Hey...his wife likes it...it tickles her. That's all I can figure out...
Posted by: cigars at April 18, 2005 1:52 AM