I bought a new pair of flops the other day, and the dye is turning the bottoms of my feet black. Now, I pay $4.99 for a pair of flops I expect some damned rigid quality control in the coloring process. Especially when they're made in China.
Filthy Chicom bastards. They are deliberately trying to make me look like a Tiger Ridger.
You crazy fucking yuppie, you should have got the 99 cent ones, they last forever and they are color true, Cat.
Posted by: Catfish at April 12, 2005 7:32 PMHmmmm, methinks there may be a little something 'in the woodpile'. Oh, never mind, your soles would be turning white, then. Carry on.
Posted by: Bane at April 12, 2005 8:05 PMI guess you can start going to black foot clubs now.
Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at April 12, 2005 9:35 PM