April 10, 2005
Glorious Felines
Since Acidman is my hinky tight, whether he admits it or not, I think he would feel privileged that I would dedicate this post to him.
Here is Fosse, 22 pound ass beater of poodles and schnauzers. He is the god of the block, although I notice he hasn't kerfuffled with Doctor Bob's Weimeraner. That Kraut dog would eat his ass alive:
Here is Phoebe, the tiny girl. She is the only animal I have seen put the whup ass on Fosse, but he generally pins her down with a meat paw, and has his savage way with her:
It cheers my callous heart to know that if I die alone these fiends would consume my corpse one nasty bite at a time. Circle of life, bitch. Deal with it.
Cat blogging? You need to be dragged off and shot.
Posted by: Acidman at April 10, 2005 9:43 PMI like bad ass cats, I had one named Blue, he was white with Frank Sintra's eyes. He was a bad motherfucker. When I lived in Savannah, Blue got on a 100 Lab and rode him down the street with the dog crying and trying to get home to his master. Jim who owned the lab saw it and laughed at the cat. The cat had a bloody mouth when he finally let loose of the lab. Blue died and we moved to the country, Cat.
Posted by: Catfish at April 10, 2005 10:01 PMI can't friggin believe that you're cat-blogging.
Posted by: jmflynny at April 10, 2005 10:59 PMI have a tough MFer myself. 18 lbs of pissed off blackness goes by the name of Tool. The other 2 felines step when he enters the room. The lab (110#) and the pointer (45#) also tend to give him a wide berth, but not absolutely.
The lab fucks with him and pushes his buttons. Seems he enjoys the arched back and hissing. But when push comes to shove, the lab is content with retreating to his food bowl.
The pointer (Sam) is another story. He was a stray for at least a year before I got him. He generally ignores the feline's bravado. However, a few months ago I walked into the house to a ruckus consisting of blood curdling screams and low guttural growls.
Sam had Tool cornered in the kitchen. Seems Sam had had enough of Tool's posturing. He picked his feline roommate up by the back of his neck and dangled him in mid air. If I had not entered and yelled like a banshee, I am sure Tool would have experienced the "death shake" with resultant broken neck and severed trachea.
Moral of the story: Cats are awesome showmen. But a dog that's lived in the real animal world will trump that feline's showmanship every time.
Posted by: rightisright at April 11, 2005 2:07 AMThere is nothing wrong with pussy-blogging. ;)
Posted by: Dana at April 11, 2005 1:15 PMi have a gourgous cat. she's a persian siamies crossbreed, i think
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