April 9, 2005
An Asswhipping
My next door neighbor's poodle, who I am fond of, made the mistake of entering my house through the open back door, we being sunbathing by the pool.
My 22 pound cat Fosse jumped on his ass and delivered a savage mauling, a vicious ass beating. So bad I had to use a sheet to separate them. Kicked his fucking ass.
A shame, really. I like Pepper. Don't think I'll be seeing him for a while, though.
.. wait... Fosse?... probably the first time in history something named Fosse GAVE the assbeating...
Posted by: Eric at April 9, 2005 7:11 PMGood. Happy to hear it. Poodles deserve all they get.
Posted by: David K at April 9, 2005 7:27 PM22lbs!!! You sure Fosse didn't catch Pepper outside and was in the process of eating him when you broke it up? Just asking.
Posted by: JimA at April 10, 2005 12:16 AM
Hang on a sec, was it a white poodle? We took one in - abandoned, he was - and said poodle was a huge coward. And gay, to boot. We still loved him to bits, though.
No, don't know too many white poodles named Pepper.
Posted by: Velociman at April 10, 2005 11:03 AM