April 1, 2005
She Daid
Thank God Terri Schiavo is dead. You know, her very existence chapped my ass. The fact that a veghead would suck oxygen out of an already depleted atmosphere was egregious, really.
And I am so glad there were so many people who came out of their somnolent existences, and put their papier-mache puppet heads aside, to ensure she died.
Fuck! Her very existence emboldened those fucking right-to-lifers, those damnable Christians. Count me among the people who just went berserk when I saw those parents attempting to nourish their child with ice chips to her lips. I wouldn't do that. Would you? Didn't think so.
And so: there are a bunch of fucking Mongoloids out there that make me uncomfortable. They look weird. They drool. They have a fucking shitty quality of life. Let's whack 'em.
Don't get me started on gays.
It looks like the Pope is next to be whacked. Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at April 1, 2005 12:58 AMYou just made me choke on my coffee...but well...that's all I'm gonna say :)
Posted by: Sandy at April 1, 2005 4:29 AMUm....you did say you were wrapped in a tortilla right?
Posted by: Moogie at April 1, 2005 7:39 AMThat's a post that get your attention right from the start!
Posted by: jmflynny at April 1, 2005 9:02 AMBut will this post get as many comments as, say, the monkey posts?
Posted by: zonker at April 1, 2005 9:04 AMIt just occurred to me, with the Pope now on his last leg, that if we could just, somehow, figure out a way to take out Billy Graham....we'd have a trifecta.
Posted by: jmflynny at April 1, 2005 9:12 AMLet's not forget the whole damned special olympics. Of course, it's funny to watch them try to run and stuff, so while they don't have any quality of life they might contribute to ours. It's a shame Terry wasn't more entertaining, really.
Posted by: og at April 1, 2005 10:10 AMThis blog is an ever-growing gallery of the absurd and politically-incorrect.
At last! A place where I fit in!
More scary monkeys and yanked feeding tubes, I say. In the end we'll all get clean with a little "pope-on-a-rope".
Posted by: David K at April 1, 2005 1:14 PMDid anyone ever stick a hand up her ass and make her talk? Now that's what I would've done.
Posted by: Anna at April 2, 2005 4:03 AM