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I Was Kissed By A Seal At The Zoo

Okay. I realize you are waiting for the sordid details, but they won't be forthcoming. Because that is merely a picture book I read when I was six.

I'm thinking a sequel is in order, though. Here:

I Was Deep-Throated By A Bull Walrus At The Ross Ice Shelf International Geophysical Station In Antarctica.

Working title, of course.