March 15, 2005
Achtung, Babies
I am calling Vickie at the Days Inn at Jekyll tomorrow and releasing whatever rooms are unreserved lest I be charged for them. Regular readers know I abhor eating extra rooms, even on an empty stomach.
Here endeth my stint as an administrative assistant. You are on your own now.
If you want to see me you'll have to find me. I will offer up that I am bringing golf clubs, half rubbers, a broomstick, the bullwhip, a 5-gallon mud bucket of Chatham Artillery Punch, and a tan that will make George Hamilton cry like a fucking baby. I will likely be busy on the beach with any combination of these devices. The concept of three miles of continuous sandtraps is appallingly luring.
And here endeth the epistle.
.. George Hamilton ain't got a thing on you, Bro... unless he's wearing those peach colored tights, and sporting a sword... then, of course, it's on..
Posted by: Eric at March 15, 2005 9:14 PMyoure leaving the mutant at home? damn...i had some space rocks to give him...
Posted by: mr. helpful at March 15, 2005 9:23 PMI'll be near wherever the ice and booze is.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 15, 2005 10:01 PMDo we have a list of attendees, Oh Former Admin Assistant? From what I've read, it sounds like it'll have a good-sized crowd.
ps: Muchas gracias for playing ringleader....again!
Posted by: zonker at March 16, 2005 9:04 AMRemember to turn your right hand over on contact, something easy to forget early in the season. Otherwise, those spanking new Titleists are going to get stuck in some dolphin's blowhole and you'll have that on your conscience 'til you die.
Apologies if you're a lefty or you "never slice".
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 16, 2005 10:26 AMAnd what about the offer to act as tourist guide to those of us from out of town coming in early (as in Thursday nite). Do you have my bed all made up with comfy sheets? Fluffy pillow? What time does the tour start, coz mr helpful is coming in about an hour before we do (into jax, that is)!
Posted by: Michele at March 16, 2005 7:15 PMhmmmm. can I bum a ride from the airport from anyone...chip in on gas money...something....
Posted by: sadie at March 16, 2005 10:38 PMor not.
Posted by: sadie at March 17, 2005 4:38 AMI'm booked, so I don't need you anymore. Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Acidman at March 17, 2005 11:01 AMAnd what's with this "George Hamilton" shit? LINDA Hamilton I could see...
Posted by: Acidman at March 17, 2005 11:05 AMI'm coming in late on Thursday PM, renting a car, doing god-knows-what. I can pick folks up/meet/share expenses/car/etc. Whatever - I'm cool.
Posted by: liv at March 17, 2005 1:16 PM