Velociworld

You're screwed.

That's hysterical...

As I've only been reading you for 9 months or so, I don't recall any indication whether the family's in on your whimsy here.

But, if your daughters are calling you Velociman, and they've read the same stuff I have, then I think you've got nothing to worry about.

My daughter WISHES I could turn a phrase like "olives the size of dog testicles", or she would, if she were a bit older.

Maybe someone gave 'em a gander at the marmite tasting...

As Jim opined, I expect you're pretty much screwed.

Yeah, I think it's because your were outed on the marmite pictures at El Lobo's on Sunday night.

I can picture them the next time you ask them to do something they'll be rolling their eyes and whispering.."yeah whatever Mr. Veloci-MAN.." hahhaa..they got you now Dude..they got ya :)

I don't think it’s a bad thing at all. What they have read is all about humor and the human condition.

Your love of family and friends shines through in all your writing.

The sniggering is a sign of approval in kids their age. What you've given your children is a treasure to hold onto the rest of their lives.

Your kids are very, very, lucky people to have that from their father.

Bwwahahahahahahaha!

Crying...laughing...must regain control.

"Sniggering"-(pause)Bwwahahahahahahaha!

Oops.

Perhaps blogging should be perfomed in a manner similar to the act of jerkin' your gherkin. Do it behind locked doors, and make sure you clean up the traces afterwards.

Saves ya from embarrassing situations, doncha know.

So, I shouldn't have been spooging on the children from the balcony all this time?

Ooops.