March 11, 2005
Where's My Monkey?
If you are like me (and, yes, I realize you aren't) you wanted a monkey pet growing up. Better than dogs and cats, right? Almost human! A monkey can learn shit, after all.
My parents always said NYET! and they were right, of course. Monkeys shit everywhere, and are foul creatures. But you always grudgingly admired the monkey owner, right? I dunno. I could use a monkey now, if only to do my job. I am apparently incapable.
Sales?
Posted by: Yabu at March 12, 2005 12:20 AMi always wanted a monkey when i was growing up just so i could say "ive got a monkey on my back" and have it be the truth.
and then i went out and got a monkey on my back anyways and i carried that fucker for a very long time and sometimes, just sometimes, mind you, i swear if i look close enough, i can still see that little shit sitting there, on my back, taunting me like feathers in the wind...
Posted by: mr. helpful at March 12, 2005 1:05 AMMarlon Brando to Rod Steiger in the back of the cab:
"I coulda been an organ grinda."
Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 12, 2005 4:06 AMYeah, get one and have him rip off half your face and bite your balls off. You'll REALLY be proud of your monkey after that.
Posted by: Acidman at March 12, 2005 3:35 PMLOL! Wasn't that the damndest thing? "I kept a wild animal in my home and it attacked me. Who knew?"
Posted by: og at March 12, 2005 8:03 PM