March 11, 2005
A Vile Experiment
When Christina was in England she brought me some Marmite back, because I'd always wanted to taste the stuff. It is the scourings, the dregs, of the brewing process, and I was told it was foul. Well, Chrissy came through:
Since tasting this was going to be an obscene proposition, however, I decided to sub out the work to my alter ego Don the Porn Star Fight Promoter:
The proof is in the pudding. Or the mouth. Here it are:
All in all a disgusting experience. Nasty, nasty stuff. Don had a problem with aftertaste:
Don't try this at home, kids. Don almost passed out, and he's all alone tonight. Could have busted his head open.
Thanks, Christina! Next time you're over there I'll take a kilt from Harrod's.
That's the fucking mutant and you know it. Shame, shame on you for using him as a royal taster. The gimp suit is bad enough...but this? He's liable to murder you in your beds.
BTW, you might want to, erm, scale back the res on those pics a bit. Took your page about two minutes to load on my cable modem. Dialuppers? Fuhgeddaboudit.
All in all? Eww! Nasty! I'm culinarily adventurous, but I generally avoid pasty Anglo stuff that comes in jars or involves fish guts.
But that's just me.
Posted by: Queenie at March 11, 2005 5:56 PMRes fixed. Save didn't take first time. Should be fine now. Hope you like, Queenie. I did it for you.
Posted by: Velociman at March 11, 2005 6:06 PMThe pictures are revolting, but the stuff can't be THAT bad.
Posted by: Acidman at March 11, 2005 6:34 PMOh yes it is.
Posted by: dbltap at March 11, 2005 7:37 PMHa!
I wondered what happened when the Marmite arrived...
I'd love to see you in a kilt, I'll see what I can do!
; )
Posted by: Christina at March 11, 2005 7:39 PMThis is a true Velociman Classic !!
Posted by: jack straw at March 11, 2005 7:45 PMI can only conclude that there must be a very fine line between Marmite and dogshit.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 11, 2005 7:55 PMDang, dude, alone? You really should have spotters when you do that.
Marmite is the yellow crust that forms between Roseanne Barr's labial folds, and tastes even more disgusting than it sounds.
Blech.
Posted by: Rube at March 12, 2005 7:20 AMYou not gonna sneak that shit into the artillery punch are ya?
Posted by: Key at March 12, 2005 3:20 PMWhat a bunch of weirdos....
Americans, what else can you expect.
If you do not know how to eat things -- do not touch them. Marmite is tasty and good for you -- lots of vitamin B.