March 7, 2005
Blech Blog
Customer dinner tonight. Which meant two Grey Goose on the rocks with those dog testicle olives at the Omni, followed by a strip steak at Morton's the size of an otter. I'm really out of entertainment shape. My rather ascetic diet of late isn't enured to these rich repasts.
With the steak was, course, two bottles of merlot, baked potato, salad, asparagus (I shall take solitary counsel with the smell of my urine for the next 16 hours).
The group was good. An Aussie, a Taiwanese, a girl from California whose parents are from Shanghai, a Brooklyner, and a Rhode Islander. Eclectic enough to be interesting, with a mutual love of the New York strip. But I suffer from Jabba bloat. I've never binged and purged, but it's looking pretty enticing right about now.
Glad I had the espresso.
Update: Okay, I feel better now. I am a firm believer that belching is as effective as leeches at dispelling the vile humours. Wish I'd gotten the key lime pie now.
.. purge, man... primally... Anna would consider it a token of love.. I'll do the same tomorrow... damn, I miss her..
Posted by: Eric at March 7, 2005 10:10 PMYou drank FRENCH vodka?! How fucking low can you sink?
Posted by: Mr. Bowen at March 7, 2005 10:44 PMYou're goddamned right I drank French vodka. I love that stuff. I drank California merlot, but no one will keep me from the Grey Goose. And I don't eat Freedom Fries, either, or anything else that was concocted in a government kitchen.
Posted by: Velociman at March 7, 2005 10:57 PMSounds like a nice free dinner. All you need now is to go take a good old fashioned shit.
Posted by: Catfish at March 7, 2005 11:19 PMAlways eat dessert first. You might not get the chance otherwise........
Posted by: bitterman at March 7, 2005 11:33 PMAh, yes, Cat. A $975 shit.
Posted by: Velociman at March 7, 2005 11:36 PMaccording to mickey knox, key lime pie is an acquired taste. he liked it once but, then, he was a completely different person back then.
Posted by: mr. helpful at March 8, 2005 12:00 AMDamned expensive roll of hockey tickets!
Posted by: Murry at March 8, 2005 4:13 AMNext time you host a UN dinner give us a little heads up. Hell, how many continents were represented at your table tonigh?(Includin' the Continent of Kalifornia).
That "I drank California merlot" line, I was glad to see, I thought it was gonna start off with "I ate"... Her name wasn't Merlot was it? That's kind of a funny name. Cross 'tween Merle, and Harlot I reckon.
Posted by: RedNeck at March 9, 2005 8:17 PM