March 5, 2005
What to Wear?
I'm having breakfast Wednesday morning at the governor's mansion in Atlanta as part of a Ports Authority function. I imagine that place can seat a couple hundred in a pinch, so I doubt I'll be bumping the fuzz with Sonny, but if I can get a pic I'll post it. I have a nice old Georgia flag Joe Frank Harris sent me when I was in college, but it certainly won't fit in my back pocket for an autograph.
Still, what can I wear that won't make my ass look big? Actually, at the rate I'm losing involuntary weight I may need buttock prosthetics to fill out my trou. I want my bum bum to look good for Sonny. Guys are like that. Aren't they???
The Incredible Shrinking Bum! (It's a guy thing. Didn't you get that memo?)
Course I never had da gansta bootie. So, not much sympathy here! ; )
Posted by: Key at March 5, 2005 9:42 PMI am not yet to the point I have a mere crack in my back, but damn. I need to eat more fried chicken, or something.
Posted by: Velociman at March 5, 2005 10:12 PMGot dinner plans?
Posted by: Kelley at March 5, 2005 10:15 PMThought I would buy Kelley the best steak in Atlanta. I'm low carb now, which means I play with my potatoes instead of eat them, but that can be erotic, non?
Posted by: Velociman at March 5, 2005 10:43 PMGuys aren't like that. You are. I think my ass fell off three years ago. I don't miss it very much anymore.
Posted by: Acidman at March 6, 2005 8:13 AM