February 26, 2005
Cum Thievery
I really wasn't prepared for a blowjob theme today, but Skippy has an interesting story on a paternity suit involving a woman who kept the cum from a blowjob in her mouth (I guess), impregnated herself, then sued for paternity two years later.
You can't make this shit up.
Money quote?
Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."
As the back island trash I hung with would say: You got that shit right, Bo.
Ahh, but the defendant claimed that the, erm, fluid in question was a gift, free and clear, and that the plaintiff had no right or reason to expect its "return" at the end of their congress. Which is, IMHO, true. But when she spat it into a turkey-baster or whatever and decided to do a DIY pregnancy, she has no bidness suing the poor slob for paternity two years later, either, the deceitful bitch. I can't believe he was ordered to pay child support on that shit. I feel certain this guy is suing for distress just to get some of his own back on this horrible woman. More power to him.
Posted by: Queenie at February 26, 2005 9:16 PMToday I heard Smokin In The Boys Room, by Brownsville Station, and thought it would be funny if someone did a spoof, loosely inspired by the Milton Academy incident, "Blowjobs In The Boys Room."
Posted by: Jay at February 27, 2005 12:29 AMSpooge is a gift, not a loan.
Posted by: Anna at February 27, 2005 5:05 AMMilton Academy? Ain't that where the late, sainted Hugo-winner Col. Hal Clement Stubbs used to teach? Surely he would never have countenanced such nonsense!
Posted by: Justthisguy at February 27, 2005 11:27 PMThat one of the funniest sentence I ever heard quoted - thank'ee for starting my day right, Vman.
Posted by: Chai-rista at February 28, 2005 7:37 AM